If you live in Denver you are familiar with Federal Blvd (referred to as Feds by Danvurians), But simply living in Denver doesn't mean you know or can appreciate the main artery to Danvur that is Fedzz! Federal Blvd is not just a street, to Danvurians it's a way of life! If you grew up in Denver you have stories of Feds. Whether it's catching the RTD, walking countless miles because you have no money for the RTD, eating fine vietnamese cuisine, or taking your Blue card to the clinic to get tested, because you heard someone you slept with has a stanky-ol fungus (you know who you are). But none of these examples can compare to the power of cruisin' Fedz!In order to acquire your true Danvur, ghetto-card you must at the very minimum complete 1 hour cruisin' time on the boulevard! This simply does not mean driving on the boulevard on any given day. You have to have more than one person in the vehicle, and it has to be during the weekend, preferably on a sunny, sunday afternoon. To achieve Platinum ghetto-status, cruisin' on Cinco De Mayo will definitely put you amongst the ghetto elite. Low profile loads, suped-up Hondas are a few examples of legitimate cruisin' vessels. But nowadays the Pièce de résistance is the crotch rocket, this motorcycle is distinguished by it's aerodynamic 'hunched-over' seating position and high power to weight ratio. Whatever your vehicle of choice is nothing can get the party started like cruisin' Fedz on a summer day. So find a baby sitter for the night. Put on your most revealing hot pants & baby tee, and guys, cock that ball cap and sport that bling, cuz we cruisin' Fedz baby!
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