About Danvurisms

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A habitual or characteristic manner, mode, or way of doing something the way a person growing up in Denver would.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Oh Thank Haven fo Saven Elaven!

An easy way to blend into the Danvurian culture is learning how to speak the appropriate dialect. pronunciation and delivery is everything when socializing with Danvurians. One of the most common examples is pronouncing "E" like "A". For this brief exercise I will be using one of the most popular varieties of the Danvurian vocabulary, The word "Denver". Taking the "e" sound in Denver and changing it to the "a" sound gives you "Danver", that's it! I will now use "Danver" in a simple sentence:
"Psssh, it gets "Allcold" in Danver, spashly in tha winner!"
Notice I used a Danvurism from a previous lesson, the compound werd; "Allcold". I also took out the "t" in winter and completely butchered the word "especially". These are more advanced words and will be taught in future posts.

This concludes our Danvurism lesson for the day. Make no mistake, under the laid back demeanor of the Danvurian lies a complex human being that is yet to be fully understood or studied. Deciphering their vocabulary is the first step in understanding the life of the Danvurian!

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