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Wednesday, September 7, 2011

The Danvur Daylee - Danvur Chicanos reach record breaking numbers at free Boys II Men concert.

DENVER, TASTE OF COLORADO--"We definitely had our hands full Monday night. People were elbow to elbow!" said Denver Police Departments, Sgt. Tackleberry in regards to the the Chicano population, during the Taste of Colorado's Boy II Men concert. "It was a very stressful situation trying to get to the Turkey Leg condiments." said a Denver resident--who asked they remain anonymous. "They were very rude in line. one fellow with what looked to be plucked eyebrows, wearing a tilted ball cap shouted: Hey Bud, you're gonna have to wait! quit trying to BUD, I'm gettin' my grub on that's what's up!!! So I just turned around and walked the other way. I had to eat my turkey leg without hot sauce and napkin!" Sgt. Tackleberry told the Danvur Daylee that for the most part it was a very peaceful night on Monday. "Everyone was having a good time but I noticed some people left the concert early." said Sgt. Tackleberry "Most of the people leaving the Boys II Men concert walked to the other stage -- Where a Bluegrass band was playing, located south of the main stage." added Sgt. Tackleberry. One observer noticed that many of the Chicanos in attendance knew each other. "It was amazing!? everyone seemed to be related or a cousin of some sort." said an onlooker, adding "I accidentally bumped lightly into fellow in front of me and the fellow next to him shouted: Why you starting s#$% with my cousin bud?! I was a lost for words and explained to the gentleman that I was in no way looking for trouble, to which he replied, that's what I thought bud!"

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