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Friday, September 2, 2011

The Danvur Daylee - Danvur teen grounded for eating Santiago's instead of Chubby's

THORNTON, CO--Local teen Eric Lucero, who reports indicate will be spending the next two weeks in his room without video games or television, opted for an Indian Taco instead of a Beef and Bean Special. "I was All-hungry!" said Lucero, 18, adding "It would've taken me a grip to get to Chubby's!" Lucero was actually one bus and a transfer away from the mouth watering Original Chubby's located on the corner of 38th and Lipan, in Denver but instead settled for a Santiago's. "Tsss, he knows best! CanEven believe my son would do that, CHUBBY'S 4 LIFE!" say's Manny Lucero, Erics father. "Oh yes, I've seen him get a BBC from La Casita and Gomez burritos, he shouldn't EVEN be talking s#$%!" Eric said of his father Manny's disloyalty to Chubby's . "Notch Omina (now watch, I am going to) sneak out tonight and go out with the fellahz!" said Eric, adding, "and ju know what? they have Bubba Chino burritos for sale inside the club. I am gonna get one for me and all my homies! we're gonna get our grub on and I don't even care BuD!!"

2 comments:

  1. I'd like to meet this family just so I could have a daily laugh! So funny. Your mind is just a little warped!

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  2. Not to start any sh*t here, but La Casita kicks Chubby's a** any day. Santiago's in a pinch, maybe, their BB's are good to open your eyes in the morning. Brewery Bar II if you need a Tiny Margie, That'll get your mind right in the morning. Burrito Co is better than Chubby's to me. Eric is right, tell Papa to go hell, he got no taste.

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