AURORA, CO—Highland urban gardener/part time yoga instructor, Courtney Cooke, was spotted in line at the new In-N-Out location in Aurora. “Psssh, she was one of the first ones in line!”, said 28 year old city worker, Isaiah Lopez, adding, “We both pulled in at the same time and her 2018 Land Cruiser cut right in front of me to be first!”.
Since moving to the Highlands in early 2000, Cooke has helped curate most of the local farmer’s markets and is a champion for shopping local. “It’s completely out of character! I mean, she has an herb and micro-garden on the rooftop of her flat? She’s more Rustic style, not Monster style! Said neighbor, Heather McLaughlin, adding, “The woman delivers bottles of Alkaline water to our doorstep for god sake!” As the news breaks across the neighborhood, more folks are finding themselves in complete disbelief. “This just adds salt to the wound!”, said North Denver resident, Kyle Whittaker, adding, “The hypocrisy is no different than the Mayor advising us not to travel!”
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