DENVER—Pleased by the ambience, exposed brick work and Reclaimed barn wood tables, local Foo, Jayden Alvarez was spotted walking out of a popular LoHi eatery, sources confirmed Friday. “I tried to go out the back patio door so no one can see me,” said Alvarez, adding that he thought it wouldn’t be a big deal since it was during his lunch break with co-workers. “So some Foo’s caught me slipping, who cares?! I’ve work hard my entire life and if I want a pureed nut spread paired with a grape relish reduction on a brioche bun, then it’s my choice!” Adding, “okay, so it’s just a pretentious PB&J sandwich but it sounded so much more authentic when Tanner read the ingredients to me. He said Pomme instead of potato. How cool is that?!” Not buying Jayden’s justification, 24 year old friend, Jake Martinez had this to say to the Danver Daylee. “Tsss, I don’t give a shit if Jayden ate at that overpriced restaurant with garage door windows, that foo was supposed to hit me up for lunch!” Said an angry Jake, adding, “I Don’t EEEEven know why he’s eating at this expensive place when that foo still owes me for a weeks worth of Santiago’s burritos!”
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