Danvurians and their "Suped up" or "Souped up" SUVs

Since danvurians consider themselves to be "suave" and "self-assured", they are in constant need of accessories that will help project this image. One of the best ways a Danvurian can show the world they are polished and refined is to own (or lease, but y'all don't need to know that.) a souped up SUV.

There are various types of expensive SUV's (loads) that appeal to the Danvurian and pin pointing the best model is a very complex situation. For instance, purchasing an SUV depends on the Danvurians budget. If they are a blue collared worker, most often they will opt for a lower tier of SUV like a KIA or Chevy Blazer. But if the blue collar Danvurian refuses to settle on the latter, they will opt for the high end SUV like the Escalade or a North Denver fav, Yukon (preferably Black). If the blue collared Danvurian chooses the expensive, higher end SUV, one of two things have to happen, either they still live at home or they're leasing it.

If the Danvurian is a high roller expensive accessories for the SUV are a must. These accessories include: 22's (some high rollers are known to opt for 24's!), back-up camera, DVD player with THX sound features, over-the-top sound system are just to name a few. The SUV will have to be high end for the high roller; For example a new H1 Hummer, 2010 Lincoln Navigator or the ever popular Cadillac Escalade. The high roller pride themselves in their choice of SUV. To the high roller the SUV is an extension of themselves and will go to lengths on achieving the most loced out ride.

Lastly we have the Uppity-Chicano SUV. The Uppity-Chicano is a very complex person and relies more on the foreign SUVs and not so much of the custom accessories. The choice SUV for the Uppity-Chicano are BMW, Mercedes, Acura or Toyota Landcruiser. Nothing upsets an Uppity-Chicano more than a High Roller trying to "loc out" one of these rides, especially the Landcruiser because the Landcruiser is probably the most attainable ride of the four. The only people who are exempt from "locing out" their rides are Professional Football players or NBA stars.

So if you're cruising the Boulevard and roll next to a souped up ride, honk and acknowledge their ride. Because nothing will make a Danvurian feel more validated then appreciating their load.